25 Funny Mom Quotes You Can Relate To

With Mother’s Day right around the corner, I thought it would be fun to share some funny mom quotes.

Sure, there are a lot of beautiful, loving mom quotes out there, but I’m in more of a humorous mood than a sentimental one 🙂 So I thought it would be fun to share funny mom quotes – some from celebrities – that you will totally relate to.

25 Funny Mom Quotes That You Can Relate To

Funny Mom Quotes From Celebrities We Love:

These mom quotes are from some of your favorite celeb moms. You can find more of their quotes here:

“Sleep at this point is just a concept, something I’m looking forward to investigating in the future.” – Amy Poehler

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”– Phyllis Diller

“No one told me I could be coming home in diapers too.” -Chrissy Tiegen

“Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we’ve set aside enough money to pay for our kids therapy.” -Michelle Pfiefer

“I always say if you aren’t yelling at your kids, you aren’t spending enough time with them.” -Reese Witherspoon

“Children are like crazy, drunken, small people in your house.”-Julie Bowen

“Parenting is f**k ing hard.” – Adele

“It’s not easy being a mom. If it were easy, father’s would do it.” -Betty White

“The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.”-Dorothy Parker

“If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.” -Bette Davis

“You will always be your child’s favorite toy.”-Vicki Lansky

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.”-Erma Bombeck

“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”-Lane Olinghouse

“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” – Jenny McCarthy

“Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children!”-Sam Levenson

Funny Mom Quotes You Can Relate To:

“Mom, I love you even though I’ll never accept your friend request.”-PureWow

“A mother is someone you can always call to see how long chicken lasts in the fridge.” -PureWow

“If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you from the start.” -PureWow

“Nothing is really lost until mom can’t find it.”-Unknown

“I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.” -Unknown

“I just dry shampoo’d, wet wiped, and Febreezed my kids as they ran out the door this morning. So, no, I don’t care about your positive parenting schedule.”-Unknown

“Your going to miss this someday, I whisper to myself as I’m shot in the butt with a nerf gun while unclogging the toilet.” – The 21st Century SAHM